Everyman's Fantasy

If this article was on a personal blog, it would be bad enough. The fact that it is by an NBC sportswriter, on nbcsports.com, makes me doubt everything I've ever thought about the intelligence of humanity. Tom Curran gives you five NFL players who will be "household names" after this season. I wish this was a joke. [Curran's Big Five]

Rightfully so, the guys at Deadspin (who are actually the boys from the since retired Fire Joe Morgan) rip into the Curran article. [Adrian Peter-who?]

"While shopping recently at Radio Shack, Florida quarterback Tim Tebow was approached by a woman with a seemingly innocuous request to take a picture with him. But an instant before her mother snapped the photo with a cellphone camera, the woman tried to take off her shirt." Just good ol' fashioned mother-daughter bonding. [It Aint Easy Being Tebow]

Marvin Harrison with one hand tied behind his back and a gun in the other is better than this alternative. [Hank the Frank]

In the 80's, Shawne Merriman beating up Tila Tequila would hardly even warrant a mention. The original LT sheds some light on his escapades. ["These are not recreational handcuffs"]